A drought?! Gee, I never would have guessed. Has there been a Government Coverup? Is is a plot by the Bush Administration?

And that Yellowstone Thing -- gosh, it's only been about 160,000 years since the last blow-off. Why doesn't the government Do Something about it? What am I paying taxes for, anyway?

And what's it all got to do with a few shit-for-brains on the fringes of religion?