Many felicitations of the season to you, "Burl." There's a mysterious holiday package on its way to you over the water from Silver Spring, which is actually an annex of the North Pole. Chief Branch Elves LaMarca and Westra have been instructed by Santa (who knows where to find you!) to ship the contents to Burl, who we are told has been a very good boy. We will stop at the Tastee Diner in Silver Spring on our way to the post office. Cheers! Kathy