So this lady went to the doctor and said "Doctor, I have a problem! I keep farting at the rate of around 200 a day and I have done five since being in your office...but they are always silent and they never smell"
The Doctor wrote a prescription for some pills and the lady took them for a week but returned to the doctor complaining "Doctor, I am farting just as much but they smell terrible since I've been taking those pills"
The doctor said "Good!!! that's sorted out your nasal problem..now let's see if we can do something about the deafness"!!!!!!


Best wishes, Mike.