I found this rhyme in an old thread:

Subject: RE: Naughty kids'greatest hits
From: Kazoo - PM
Date: 19 Jun 98 - 10:32 PM

Driving down the highway doing 77 Someone blew a big one and blew himself to heaven The car couldn't take it, the engine fell apart All because of someone's (insert persons name)Supersonic fart Fee-fi-fo-fum here comes another one two-four-six-eight everyone evacuate.

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The link to that thread is Here

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Note to the original poster:

Thanks Kazoo, whoever and wherever you are. I hope you don't mind me posting this without your permission.