To the tune of 'Teddy bear's picnic'

If you go down to the woods today
you'd better go in diguise
If you go down to the woods today
you're in for a big surprise

The badgers and rabbits and squirrels all stare
At skyclad botties everywhere
Today's the day the pagans bonk for beltaine.....

Back to the paddling

TTFN Lady P.