I am fed up with Grumpy Old Men. I am sick of the lot of them - their constant whingeing, finger pointing, their raised voice, interrupting other people who are talking, and their refusal to take responsibility for their grumpy moods.

Well I'm sick of them. Grumpies, get a life. Do something meaningful:buy a pet, take up tap-dancing, learn to knit - that will give you something to be grumpy about.

Madame Lafarge.