Brucie, like many men you seem to believe that other people want to hear about your nuts. This genital focus is a symptom of grumpium narcissism - i ask you to put to one side your testicular obsessions, and do something for humanity - take a course in bean sprouting. This will both satisfy your subliminal desires, and teach you a culinary skill that is good for the ecology and good for your inner health.

regards

Charlene