You have all reminded me of a little song I played on an eight inch seventy eight record called the "Fishy Fishing Story"
The first verse went
I once went a fishing and I caught a little fish
So small you couldn`t see it as it lay upon the dish
but My wife was rather proud of it and told a lady friend
That was the beggining now just listen to the end.

Sadly that is all I can remember but it finishes with him being eaten by a shark.
Al