Here's a 'fart' rhyme from Back of the Bus Songs thread:

"Subject: RE: Back of Bus Songs
From: Gervase - PM
Date: 18 Jul 01 - 04:38 PM

We used to sing a version of Mademoiselle from Armentieres about a fart. Blessed if I can remember all of it, but snippets were:

The fart went rolling down the street,
Knocked a copper off his feet.
The copper drew his rusty pistol
And shot the fart from here to Bristol...

The Pope of Rome was drinking gin
The fart flew down and fell right in.
The fart went rolling down his spine
And knocked his knackers out of line.

Ah, such memories of such rubbish!"

-snip-

Thanks Gervase!

And BTW: It may seem like I'm looking for these rhymes, but I actually just bumped into them while doing other research}.