here they are

Lord Franklin
Les Barker: "King Charles Spaniel" page 12
^^
'Twas homeward bound one night on the deep
Swinging in my hammock I fell asleep
I dreamed a dream and I thought it true
Concerning Franklin and his gallant crew

With a hundred seamen he sailed away
To the frozen ocean in the month of May
His maps were faulty and his compass bent
By mid July he was in Stoke-on-Trent

Through cruel hardships and Watford Gap
He saw no icebergs and no polar cap
Only the Eskimo in his skin canoe
And you don't get many, this far south of Crewe

In Baffin Bay where the whale fish blow
The fate of Franklin no man may know
The fate of Franklin no tongue can tell
But round Northampton they all know him well

And now my burden it gives me pain
At Newport Pagnall he got lost again
The North West Passage was Lord Franklin's dream
He's lost forever deep in Milton Keynes

Yes, lost forever deep in Milton Keynes

Last year on the way to the Getaway to while away a long plane journey, I was thinking that Americans wouldnt understand the Geographical references in Les's text, so I put together a version using American place mnames that would convey the same sense. If anyone is interested I will post them