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Thread #80872 Message #1477618
Posted By: Micca
04-May-05 - 03:35 AM
Thread Name: Lyr Req: Lord Franklin parody
Subject: RE: Lord Franklin - Alternative
Martin, the sheer Joy of singing this , as the first 6 lines are the Original and it lulls people into a False sense of security, It is Great. For Jacqui here is the " Americanised" version (Poor lambs dont know about the Grand Union Canal and Stoke and Milton Keynes)
Lord Franklin (American) Les Barker: "King Charles Spaniel" page 12 Additions by Micca
'Twas homeward bound one night on the deep Swinging in my hammock I fell asleep I dreamed a dream and I thought it true Concerning Franklin and his gallant crew
With a hundred seamen he sailed away To the frozen ocean in the month of May His maps were faulty and his compass bent By mid July he was in Cleveland
Through cruel hardships and Natchez Gap He saw no icebergs and no polar cap Only the Eskimo in his skin canoe And you don't get many, this far south of St Lou
In Baffin Bay where the whale fish blow The fate of Franklin no man may know The fate of Franklin no tongue can tell But round The Twin Cities they all know him well
And now my burden it gives me pain At Baton Rouge he got lost again The North West Passage was Lord Franklin's dream He's lost forever deep in New Orleans
Yes, lost forever deep in New Orleans
(my changes are of course Copywright and I dare say Les's song is too, but sing either if they appeal to you)