You got that right on UPS drivers! They're tops* in their field.

*This is in contrast to Airborne Express drivers, who have perfected the "fragile carton drop kick" delivery technique.

Rapaire, did you notice the nice shells over there outside your door?

Ya know, we need some spicy hot chili to go with all of this beer and chips and aguacate. And some fajitas. Are you planning to grill some skirt steaks, MMario? What creature will provide them?