I didn't know tophats were made in silk. I thought they were a place in the bible. learn something new everyday!

Who wanted the Transubtantive Potato Chips? I like the packaging - especially the "any literal content is illusion, as is life" motto.

Well - I had a nice dinosaur picked out to make fajitas from - but someonething stole the carcasse and buried the skeleton up in South Dakota.

But there's a guy in Japan who claims to have crossed jellyfish with giant clams, which produced offsring with two meter hemisperical "skirts" of muscle - not counting the tentacles! Suppose those would work.