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Thread #75653   Message #1478035
Posted By: darkriver
04-May-05 - 02:17 PM
Thread Name: BS: Silly rhymes anyone?
Subject: RE: BS: Silly rhyms anyone?
I thought this was for silly rhymes.

There are some nice ones in Monty Python and the Holy Grail, in the Camelot Song.

Arthur: Knights, I bid you welcome to your new home. Let us ride... to CAMELOT!

CUT to Knights in castle
Knights (singing):

We're knights of the round table,
we dance whene're we're able.
We do routines, and border scenes,
with footwork imp-e-cable;
We dine well here in Camelot,
we eat ham and jam and spamalot.

We're knights of the round table,
our shows are for-mid-able
Though many times, we're given rhymes,
that are quite un-sing-able
We're not so bad in Camelot,
we sing from the Dia-phragm alot!
Though we're tough and able,
Quite in-de-fa-ti-gable,

Between our quests, we seek incest
and impersonate Clark Gable,
It's a busy life in Camelot:
I have to push the pram-a-lot!

CUT back to
Arthur: On second thought, let's not go to Camelot. It is a silly place.