Ok, got Seamus past the five fire hydrants and lord knows how many trees. I'll have a nice cold Chardonay and Seamus will eat anything going. The Cap'n should be here soon so put a couple of lobsters on to cook please and don't forget the melted butter!

(I'm looking forward to watching barkeep's assistant trying to remove Alice's butt from the counter - I know who I'd put money on. SINS - you should have let Ed come along too - that would really do it!)