Hello. We're simply sending a message. We're not really here. Just like every civilized race we won't have a thing to do with those (shudder!) Ralphs.

Did you know that they are the only race ever to be declared anathema and expelled from the Great Intergalactic Council of Sentient Species simply because they exist? That wasn't even done with the Whorlies, who used to exploded inhabitated planets "just for kicks, ya know?" That they have been denied permission to have any dealings at all with other civilized races? (Of course, that's only civilized races, so your race doesn't count.)

Anyway, we wanted to with your m/paternal source of cybergenetic material a joy-filled origination moment.