The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418   Message #1478736
Posted By: GUEST,Rapaire
05-May-05 - 11:35 AM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
My biological mother set me out on the porch one night when I was four months old and put the empty milk bottles to bed. I was discovered by a roving pack of timber wolves, who raised me until they became extinct in Illinois. I was then adopted, at the age of eight years, by a group of nomadic debutantes who taught me about Life and Art and Everything, eventually fostering me to the Ard Ri, Aodh I (called Ruadh), for my training as a warrior, sage, and poet.