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Thread #67948   Message #1478814
Posted By: beardedbruce
05-May-05 - 02:07 PM
Thread Name: BS: In every thread someone has to be last!
Subject: RE: BS: In every thread someone has to be last!
Today's Post from the Past.....

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Subject: RE: BS: In every thread someone has to be last!
From: Ellenpoly - PM
Date: 05 May 04 - 05:46 AM

..."Between the years of ninety-two and a hundred and two, however, we shall be the ribald, useless, drunken outcast person we have always wished to be. We shall have a long white beard and long white hair; we shall not walk at all, but recline in a wheel chair and bellow for alcoholic beverages; in the winter we shall sit before the fire with our feet in a bucket of hot water, with a decanter of corn whiskey near at hand, and write ribald songs against organized society; strapped to one arm of our chair will be a forty-five caliber revolver, and we shall shoot out the lights when we want to go to sleep, instead of turning them off; when we want air we shall throw a silver candlestick through the front window and be damned to it; we shall address public meetings to which we have been invited because of our wisdom in a vein of jocund malice. We shall ... but we don't wish to make any one envious of the good time that is coming to us. ... We look forward to a disreputable, vigorous, unhonored and disorderly old age."

                                       Don Marquis, 1927


Me, I've already started..xx..e


(PS-Including the beard)

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but we have dropped farther behind MOAB. I guess the following post explains why...


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Subject: RE: BS: In every thread someone has to be last!
From: Little Hawk - PM
Date: 05 May 04 - 01:10 PM

Only about 2555 posts needed now to catch up with the MOAB!


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Subject: RE: BS: In every thread someone has to be last!
From: Blackcatter - PM
Date: 05 May 04 - 01:16 PM

Yes, but with this thread it's quality over quantity.

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