*Grumpy*? *Old*? Why, I was a member of Grump Parliament. I breakfast every morning on tea & grumpets, and dine on grump steak. Whenever I climb, it is in the Grumpians. Pillars of society grumple under my grumps.

--- Joe Fineman    joe_f@verizon.net

||: Death before dishonor? Too late, but never mind. :||