I like to do it a cappella
I'm an old-fashioned sorta fella
None of this three in the round
Two notes make a perfect sound.

I wish though that my instrument
Was younger and not quite so bent
My blow is also sorely tried
And sometimes I'm a bit too tired.

But still I would like to think
Young maidens out upon the drink
Still check out my squeezebox and say
He's Over the Hill but Still OK.

Aye thangewe ...