Dear guest 2.50pm will you please deter from muddying their rose tinted view of everything british. It confuses them.

They have truth bafflers fitted to their ears which deflect all fact . It is a little known private operation that has distinct side effects. One being they start to talk through their collective arses.


We have some sensitive souls here who still believe the Irish are savages that needed saving, and boy were they the ones to save us.

Sorry chaps. You never enhanced our beautiful country and we can't wait to see the backs of you. But please come back in the summer and boost the tourist trade now.