The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #79224   Message #1479774
Posted By: GUEST,Paranoid Android
06-May-05 - 09:57 PM
Thread Name: BS: Second Joke Thread for 2005
Subject: RE: BS: Second Joke Thread for 2005
Irishman goes to live in London and meets beautiful girl whom he dates for over six months without making and sexual advances. On his birthday she decides to take matters in hand so she cooks him a gourmet meal and then invites him to her bedroom. She removes her clothing and is wearing only a crotchless panties and lying spreadeagled on the bed she says, "How would you like to get your tongue in there for dessert?". "Oh, jasus NO", he replied, "Look at what it did to your knickers".