My 90-year-old mother-in-law lives with us, and one of her chief pasttimes is listening to talk radio, particularly Mike Savage. I've listened a few times and can't stand the guy - Rush Limbaugh, but with fewer manners.

So my mother-in-law often tsk-tsk's me and shakes her head, telling me what a liberal I am. If I want to get her in a tizzy, all I have to do is say, "Hillary."

Hey, I thought I was a "radical moderate," which means I think my own faults and don't make anybody happy.

-Joe Offer-