I can see why he is an EX husband.... although it it were my head he were holding there, he would probably be a LATE husband......

Why is it, when blokes fart or belch in public, it's amusing and a sign of how masculine and virile they are... when women do it, it's disgusting.

I've never had a problem with wind (although many of my acquaintances may have had), but I do try very hard to gauge a situation before I let rip..... there are some not a million miles from where I am today, who would do well to learn the art of the silent belch... and particularlry how to belch without leaning to one side so that it's blatantly obvious to all what they are doing!

LTS