The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #81010   Message #1481200
Posted By: kendall
09-May-05 - 08:32 PM
Thread Name: Talkative Audience Members
Subject: RE: Talkative Audience Members
A drunken woman was running her mouth while Jud Strunk was performing. Suddenly he stopped and said, "Lady, give me a break, I wouldn't pull the mattress out from under you while you are working." She left to a chorus of riotous laughter.