Bonnie, maybe GOD is a bit strong--and counter productive: Rick wouldn't be able to believe in himself. I'd suggest Orpheus: since I put him in my clock radio he makes the sun rise for me daily (except weekends, when I generally ignore sunrise). Of course, Orpheus might get a bit dangerous--in a fit of pique, he could end up like his namesake, but instead of torn to pieces, he'd be duckboot stomped and McKneed to pulp.

--seed

And does anyone know the URL that site that the unmentionable mentioned above? I feel like organizing an invading party.