Bonnie, maybe GOD is a bit strong--and counter productive: Rick wouldn't be able to believe in himself. I'd suggest Orpheus: since I put him in my clock radio he makes the sun rise for me daily (except weekends, when I generally ignore sunrise). Of course, Orpheus might get a bit dangerous--in a fit of pique, he could end up like his namesake, but instead of torn to pieces, he'd be duckboot stomped and McKneed to pulp.
And does anyone know the URL that site that the unmentionable mentioned above? I feel like organizing an invading party.