I don't have a random person of the day. I have a random monkey. His name is Excelsior and he is a garden variety Rhesus monkey. Nothing special about him. He doesn't have a random person either. He has a random flea. The flea's name is Brian. Brian doesn't have a random anything. He doesn't need it. Brian thinks the Universe revolves around him. He's correct. Well... sorta. The Universe actually "revolves" in a very complex figure-eight-like pattern. Brian is the center of one lobe. The center of the other lobe is a jellyfish-like creature named Burtfuhlsnizh who lives on a planet orbiting a star in another galaxy some five billion light-years away.