I kin seez az howz yall cud be a mite upset bout havin ta reed bad riten an all but I like the wayz thet folks think az much az howz thay rite an ta me itz awfull hard ta figger zackly whut tis thair sain ifn Ise spennin my time awhirrean bout thair ritin ur thair spellin. Senz I dun got me a gud forth grayd edgeekayshun them thangs ainta problem fer me. An I allus trys ta be leenyent in my castin of aspurshuns on uther folks.

CLETUS