Ah, well, yes, no, hmm, well, y'see, yes. (don't titter missus)

But enough of the Frankie Howerd references.


From Monday 30th May till Thursday 2nd June I'll be skippering a yacht in the Solent. Ms Lemon & me; two sailing friends of mine & Jenny, my nine-year-old daughter (who can steer a bit and knows which ropes to pull).   There are one or two spare places - anyone interested? Less than £100 each.

No experience needed.

Let me know soonest.

Steve