There is a group in our town that threaten to switch-off tele's in any pub they drink in. The landlord's reaction is to say "If you don't want television donk drink here".

My reaction is to take them at their word! - Mind you if it has a session it ain't got no tele. So no contest.

Anyway - all the landlord has to do is to tape over the reciever window until he wants to change channels.