Shambles, there is a little expression known as "pushing shit uphill" that you may or may not be familiar with.

For a start, before you start asking people to censor themselves, there is the little matter of what is already here on Mudcat. The site contains songs and postings going back many years, no doubt containing words such as "breast", "shit" (see above), "arsehole", and many others. SURELY you are not suggesting that someone go through all those contributions and (shock, horror) CENSOR them, without the posters' permission, in order to make this site squeaky clean?