The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #79224   Message #1482909
Posted By: Bill D
11-May-05 - 09:36 PM
Thread Name: BS: Second Joke Thread for 2005
Subject: RE: BS: Second Joke Thread for 2005
used this in a thread that a lot of folks will not be

A woman touring a town in Israel when spotted a small store with dozens of interesting watches and clocks in the window. She stepped inside and said to the proprietor, "You have such an interesting display in your window. Do you sell timepieces?"

"No, I don't," said the storkeeper.

"Well, then you must repair them," exclaimed the woman.

"No, I don't repair them either," said the man.

"Well, what do you do?" asked the woman.

The man pointed to a little sign in the corner of the window that said "Mohel" and replied, "I perform circumcisions!"

"But you have watches and clocks in your window!" exclaimed the woman.

The man replied, "So what should I put in the window?"