Hiya

Definitions:

Amiable person: Someone who likes the smell of other people's farts.

Conceited person: Someone who likes the smell of their own farts.

Aquatic person: Someone who farts in the bath tub. (They like the feel of those little bubbles between the "cheeks".)

Inconsiderate person: Someone who farts in a crowded elevator (lift).

Foolish person: Someone who supresses a fart for hours, for the sake of company.

Unfortunate person: Someone who tries to fart, but shits instead.

Try saying this really fast:

One smart feller, he felt smart.
Two smart fellers, they both felt smart.
Three smart fellers, they all felt smart.

Does Bass Ale give anybody out there the wind? It sure does me. I sound like a trombone concerto after a few of those. My wife complains about it, but she keeps the fridge well stocked. (Yes, we Yanks like our bevvies cold.)

Bye