Thread #79224 Message #1483310

Posted By: Uncle_DaveO

12-May-05 - 10:42 AM

Thread Name: BS: Second Joke Thread for 2005

Subject: RE: BS: Second Joke Thread for 2005

"City Of Los Angeles High School Math Proficiency Exam"

Name:_______________________________

Gang:___________________________

1. Johnny has an AK-47 with an 80-round clip. If he misses

6 out of 10 shots and shoots 13 times at each drive-by

shooting, how many drive-by shootings can he attempt

before he has to reload?

2. Jose has 2 ounces of cocaine and he sells an 8-ball to

Jackson for $320 and 2 grams to Billy for $85 per gram.

What is the street value of the balance of the cocaine if he

doesn't cut it?

3. Rufus is pimping for three girls. If the price is $65 for

each trick, how many tricks will each girl have to turn so

Rufus can pay for his $800-per-day crack habit?

4. Jarone want to cut his 1/2 pound of heroin to make 20%

more profit. How many ounces of cut will he need?

5. Willie gets $200 for stealing a BMW, $50 for a Chevy, and

$100 for a 4X4. If he has stolen 2 BMWs, 3 4X4s, how many

Chevies will he have to steal to make $800?

6. Raoul is in prison for 6 years for murder. He got $10,000

for the hit. If his common law wife is spending $100 per

month, how much money will be left when he gets out of

prison and how many years will he get for killing the bitch

that spent his money?

7. If the average spray can covers 22 square feet and the

average letter is 3 square feet, how many letters can a

tagger spray with 3 cans of paint?

8. Hector knocked up 6 girls in his gang. There are 27

girls in the gang. What percentage of the girls in the

gang has Hector knocked up?

9. Thelma can cook dinner for her 16 children for $7.50

per night. She gets $234 a month welfare for each child.

If her $325 per month rent goes up 15%, how many more

children should she have to keep up with her expenses?

10. Salvador was arrested for dealing crack and his bail

was set at $25,000. If he pays a bail bondsman 12% and

returns to Mexico, how much money will he lose by jumping

bail?