There's no such thing as a "fair" fight. If you must fight, you're in to kill -- literally -- the other guy. If you just wound him, he's lucky.

Wires, knives, bottles, coffee mugs, dirt, belts, eye gouges, eardrum breakers, forehead slashs, rocks, bricks, sticks, kneecap breakers, instep crushers, nose busters, spine snappers, throws, crushes -- whatever works. Nails, teeth, knees, elbows, hands, fists, thumbs, feet, hips, head -- whatever works.

There ain't no such thing as a "friendly fight."