Ah, Babelfish, an endless source of entertainment - domo arrigato, masato, I'd forgotten its joys:

Men, taste of all, colored people, the mulatos, the branquinhos, the loirinhos and the Creoles. It only has that to be man. It has man corno, low man, man fat person, ungrateful, disembarassed, bald, cabeludo man, viado, bold, feared....tem much man.... All man who if preza has that to impose respect, to know to hear, to speak, to listen, to have money, cellular, to be good of bed, and to respect you.... If the man will not have none of these virtues, skirt of close and takes an attitude because the true man, it love you, love you, treats you, treats you, with affection with respect and love, and goes to give for all life great happinesses to you, will be happy, this is the truth man.... men, taste of all, colored people, the mulatos, the branquinhos, the loirinhos and the Creoles....só has that to be man.....