Iffen you do that, Bobert, kin I have the hide? I'll pay to have it processed aforen you ship it out, too.

If you got a 12 gauge, then get down to the gun store and git yerself a box of them "bird bomb" shells. You don't aim to hit the bear, but to scare the critter off IF nothin' else works.

After that, a 12 gauge slug'll make 'em right unhealthy. And you kin fire .45 Long Colt (.45 LC) shells outa a .410.