Bobert, what AM I gonna do about you. Listen up, son, listen up I say. The rocks are for the bears. It works like the old treatment for crabs--a subject with which I am intimately familiar. You throw a handful of sand onto your 'unmentionable location'. Then pour beer on the same place you just put the sand. The little buggers will get drunk, start fighting and stone each other to death. Easy. Just do the same with the bears.