Here's my proposal my dear Mick...CHANGE THE WORDS TO THE FAMED MARE SONG!!!
ie The Runaway Mare...fondly referred to by my family as "McCarthy's Mare"...you recall that post of yours to help me out. And you already have the music! LOL
It may take awhile, but it will turn up sometime. Perhaps it is a greased pig and that's why we can't get our hands on it..........
Mary