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Thread #59418   Message #1486528
Posted By: GUEST,Rapaire
17-May-05 - 09:24 AM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
My participle used to dangle, but I got this email from a pharmacy in Western Swamiland that said I could get this drug, I think it was called "Vigaro" or something, that would firm it right up. They needed the numbers of my bank accounts and my passwords to verify that my credit was good and my credit card numbers and stuff so I could pay for the stuff.

Pretty soon I'll never have a dangling participle again and that will make me popular with women and the envy of men. And it's not habit forming or anything like that.

The email also said that it would "add four inches" but I'm not at all interested in being six-six. I'd have to buy all new pants, for one thing.