The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #79224   Message #1487451
Posted By: UncleToad
18-May-05 - 03:24 PM
Thread Name: BS: Second Joke Thread for 2005
Subject: RE: BS: Second Joke Thread for 2005
A really rumpled smelly lipstick stained drunk man holding a newspaper sits down beside a priest on a park bench...after much newspaper crackling and shuffling the drunk leans over and asks the priest what causes arthritis.
"It is caused by drinking too much cheap liquor, running around all hours of the night and by consorting with cheap floozy women," was the priest's reply.
"Oh my," said the drunk.
Feeling he had been a little harsh to the lost soul the priest asked him, "And are you suffering much?"
The drunk smiled, "Not me Father...says here the Pope has arthritis."

"Oh my," says UncleToad...