Ebbie--

Wouldn't you agree that to make it authentic "Martin Gibson" you really need the scatalogical element?

I have it on good authority that this is how he "interprets" his favorite song.

She walks thruh the f------ corn leding down to the c--------river
Her a-- shawn like gold in the f------ morning sun
She tuk all the c--- that a f------ pur boy cud give her
And left me to f------die like a goddam c---------- with the runs

(You also need "Martin"s patented spelling).

I'm sure that in his circles he's in big demand. Fascinating that for all his protestations that we mean nothing to him, he's now trying desperately to establish his authenticity.

Also fascinating that he can't do it.



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What part did you like the best?
The end.
You mean the last guitar riff?
No. I mean when you stopped and it was over.