The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #81342   Message #1489795
Posted By: GUEST,the reluctant prophet
21-May-05 - 12:37 AM
Thread Name: BS: Advice Sought -How to Hijack a Thread
Subject: The Mother of All BS Thread
HA! Every post that has been entered here could have just as well fit in the MOAB thread, and would have made MOAB more entertaining than what it is now. But, NO, you did not post it on MOAB, you chose instead to post here! But what you do not realize, you poor innocent puppets, is that you did post it on MOAB because this thread is MOAB, a "warp" if you will, in the cyberspace bs continuum!! This thread was hijacked the moment it was created by the vacuumous void known as MOAB. You do not believe it?? Well, neither do I, but it IS true!!! LOOK!! LOOK!!! IT WAS ALL A RUSE TO SUCK THE UNSUSPECTING INTO MOAB!!! IT IS TRUE!!

Consider this; this thread was created by Khandu. Think. Who created MOAB?? Coincidence? Not only was this thread & MOAB created by Khandu, HE WAS ALSO THE FIRST TO POST ON BOTH THREADS!!!! Coincidence??

Notice that a slim few of MOAB regulars have posted to this thread. WHY? Because they are posting regularly on MOAB and since this thread is MOAB, they are posting regularly here, so why should they bother to post here? SEE!!! SEE WHAT I MEAN!!!

I AM UNDONE!!! THIS THREAD WAS HIJACKED BEFORE IT WAS CREATED!!! MY HEAD; IT SPINS LIKE A PAIR OF FRILLY LACY PANTIES! I AM UNDONE!!!