Well Jenny dear I'm sorry that, you do not find it funny
But someone had to sneak one in, while you were in the dunny
You know these things cannot be rushed, so what has made you look so flushed?
When you were in there playing the wag, someone came and nicked your swag

Miss Muffet sat upon a tuffet, at least she didn't have to rough it,
In a dunny in the outback, or to share it with a Redback
So if this arachnid you fear to meet, always check beneath the seat.
Over the void your posterior hangs, what a place to sink her fangs
If she chooses the right place, at least you'll die with a smile on your face.

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