Diarrhoea I just got a dose of diarrhoea
And suddenly I found, how horrible a sound can be.
Diarrhoea, say it lound and you friends leave rushing,
Say it soft you can hear cisterns flushing.
Diarrhoea; will I never stop going diarrhoea.
All the beautiful sounds of the earth in a single
Phoooaaarrr.

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