As far as serious thought here goes, I fully agree God is above and beyond human gender. But you could tell that the guy who raised the question with my old schoolmate was just yanking his chain.

Shanghai, I swabbed enough decks, (1964-1968) but I never heard of "Holystoning" one; does that actually mean scrubbing a deck with a Bible? otherwise, I really can't get whatcher gettin' at.