I think its a good idea. we need more men in kilts; a flash here, a protrusion there, an impromtu can can now and then.....before long the entire world would be like a highland gathering .....skirling and twirling, reciting Rabbie Burns, tossing the caber, swapping porridge recipes. Life would be heaven - a shortbread tin brought to life, a tumbler full of Talisker between everybody and stark reality.

Why i can can almost imagine a cool breath of the highland mist swirling round my testicles as I write.