Do your balls hang low?
In the toilet, do they go?
Do your pearlies get a swirly
When you flush just so?
Are they little tug-boaters
That push around the floaters?
Do your balls hang low?

I'd also like to mention I noticed we're responding to a post by 'Trulove' on Joybell's cookies. I don't think Joybell has a problem with her [censored by self because it's just unkind to use someone's screen name so] ...nuts, but you never know in this day and age.