Has it stuck anyone that this BNP crew are like a bad case of crabs?

I may not have told you about the time I got crabs. Anyone want to hear about it? Yes? OK, then, if you insist.

It was in Jacksonville, Florida on a warm day in a deep and dark September (apologies to Paul there)--oh, I've told you about this already? Allow me to change the extended simile.


Has it struck anyone that this BNP crew are like a bad case of clap?

I may not have told you about the time I got clap. Anyone want to hear about it? Yes? OK, then, if you insist.

It was in in Jacksonville, Florida on a warm day in a deep and dark September (apologies to Paul again)--oh, I've told you about this already? Allow me to change the extended simile.


Has it struck anyone that this BNP crew are like a bad case of scabies? I know I never told you about this because I never got scabies in Jacksonville, Florida--so this time I don't have to apologize to Paul!

The British Nazi Party [BNP] are a gang of boys who like to beat up women and anyone they think is 'weaker' than them. Personally, I think you are a crowd of sissies--you wear your mother's underwear and dance before the swastika, probably in heels. I expect you get your sexual gratification from jerking each other off--at least those of you still capable of achieving an erection. As the lady above said, you lost the election. I read your financial statement. You could double the amount in your coffers if you paid a few pounds each time you shagged one another.

Kiddies, the Party's over. You have attracted all the members of the lunatic fringe and there are only sane folks left. Sane people won't vote for you. So, to quote a woman you put the boots to, FUCK OFF.