Dearest 'Spaw,

We'll miss you while you're gone!! Here's a little sumpthin' to go on, though --

If the computer must be packed up
Here's a bit of 'vile stuff' in a cup
So the monitor's stowed
The meatwagon's been towed
Here's to you, 'Spaw, let's all take a sup!

Come back soon, ya ole saggy butted tortoise, ya!

-- Áine